A NEW EPOCHAL VICTORY FOR THE DEMOCRACY

While y'day the entire international democratic and peace-loving community feared for the political fate of the Dear Leader, the Great General Kim Jong-il (The World's Most Brilliant Commander, the Sun of the 21st Century etc, etc..) - surprisingly - was re-elected by the voters in HIS constituency (*) to the D.P.R.K.'s parliament, the Supreme People's Assembly.

Although HE has been elected by only 100 percent of the voters, it's - once again - a epochal victory for the Korean (north AND south!!) and int'l Revolutionary Democratic Movement!!

And in gratitude to HIS voters, the entire Korean nation and all the peace-loving peoples all over the world - immediately after HIS election - HE vowed (via a new statement by the General Staff of the KPA) to exterminate the US-Imperialism and its puppet regime in Seoul as soon as possible (they only must give HIM a good reason!!).

* The int'l media wrote today that HE has been elected in the constituency 333. But that's a mistake, likely based on a typo by KCNA. In fact it's - of course - the constituency 666!