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Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told today regional leaders meeting in Tehran (to discuss the global economic crisis) that the capitalism is on verge of collapse, Yedioth Ahronoth reported.

But - of course(!!) - The Great General and Dear Leader Kim Jong-il (The Sun of the 21st century) noticed the same fact almost weeks before!

During a meeting with hundreds of KPA and WPK hereos in preparation of the SPA election (successfully held last Sunday) HE already noticed (according to the following minutes of the meeting) that..

"The Capitalism is in on the brink of collapse..." (frantic applauses) "... and as usual, our Korean Socialism - guided by the victorious Juche Idea and invincible Seongun Policy - is always one step ahead of Capitalism!" (frenetic applauses, standing ovations!!)

Note: The "minutes" - just a joke! But in some (if not ALL!!) countries of the "Real Socialism" (the former Eastern block) the joke (related to different ruling "socialist"/"communist" parties) has been very popular...