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Yeah, dear Brilliant General, The Sun of the 21st Century - YOU've got it!

Last night, during another session with various int'l alcoholic specialities, the DEAR LEADER suddenly got the answer (by HIMSELF alone!!) for HIS question  "Why - TFH - the Korean people need American 'food aid'?" HE asked HIMSELF the night before!

1. As HE had to learn from Joseon Tongshin (KCNA) only one day before: The DPRK is Ever-victorious! "Why certainly! Because the Koreans - unfortunately only here the North - are well-fed with the Juche-Idea and the policy of Songun!!", HE recapitulated..

2. The (likely) main reason why the Koreans - unfortunately only in the North - don't need the food "aid" from the American bastards: "Almost one month ago, in celebration of MY birthday, I gave forsooth magnanimous presents to almost all Koreans...

 
..(Of course except the members of the hostile class! But they can be happy that they're not executed..!!^^). And for the coming 12 month, until MY next birthday..

..it should be enough for them!!!"

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☞ North Korea turns down US food aid (Guardian, 3.18)