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Y'day: Portugal, a part of the "evil imperialist empire" (Rodong Shinmun) smashed the "Invincible Cheollima Team" (Rodong Shinmun), representing the "Workers' Paradise", aka North Korea...

But why(TFH)??

Well, here's the (simple) answer:

"Our Dear Leader Kim Jong-il gives regular tactical advice during matches using mobile phones that are not visible to the naked eye," the team's manager Kim Jong-hun told ESPN... The coach dutifully told the sports channel that Kim Jong-il developed the James-Bond technology himself... (according to Chosun Ilbo, 6.21)

But since the Cheollima Team left Pyongyang the "mobile phone" connection between the Dear Leader and his footballers is cutt off - certainly because of the ongoing US sabotage against the DPRK.
And without the wise guidance by the Dear Leader it's hard to see...

Related articles:
☞ N.K. broadcasts live match on TV for first time (pity they lost 7-0) (Guardian)
☞ Fans cheer on N.Korea at Bongeun Temple (Hankyoreh) 

☞ DPRK Spanking, Live Broadcasts and the S. Africa Irony (TMH)

Updated(6.23) 'report':
☞ Kim Jong-il Blamed for N.Korea's Foolish World Cup Tactics (Chosun Ilbo)